ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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