Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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