PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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