grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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