hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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