I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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