can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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