You surviving the open bar?
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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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