It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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