Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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