Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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