No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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