we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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