This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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