I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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