so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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