Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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