she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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