your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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