google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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