just tell him i said nine months
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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