I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
