literally had 100 drinks last night.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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