we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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