I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So here I am, sexting at work.
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