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I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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