You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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