TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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