I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
