Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Randomize
