So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
