She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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