I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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