I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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