After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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