No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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