these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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