And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It all started with a game of naked twister.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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