I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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