I CAN MOONWALK!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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