i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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