I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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