no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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