why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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