Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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