I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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