i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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