North Korea, Best Korea!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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