just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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