just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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