Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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