Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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