its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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