i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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