Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
