Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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