Got a toothbrush?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Come on in and take your pants off
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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