i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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