Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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