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• (819): View more from Quebec

  Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?

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  Each and every day.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.

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• (516): View more from New York

  That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.

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  yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.

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  Do you have to put it that way?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.

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• (310): View more from California

  he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party

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• (516): View more from New York

  This is classic penis vs brain.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.

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• (323): View more from California

  Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk

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• (845): View more from New York

  Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway

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