So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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