I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!