Don't you send me to vm
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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