I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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